Tempora mutantur

Though certain things about his universe are pretty different, this Dave still adheres to the Homestuck standard of bolded courier in text messages. His color of choice is a lovely pinkish-red that goes super fetch with his freaky mutant eyeballs. He doesn't have a particularly trollish quirk

but just like canon dave and yahtzee motherfucking croshaw he uses zero punctuation
capitalization can fuck right off too
also hes kind of vulgar and gives approximately zero shits

If you want me to drop the bolded courier, or hey, if you'd just rather not deal with this frankenAU at all, please comment here and I will gladly respect your wishes.